Thursday, August 18, 2011

Hell Hath No Fury ...

like a few Tuscan Monks. Ah yes, more religious nonsense. Upset by recent thefts of bibles from their church in Florence, the monks prayed for god to smite the thief with a bout of diarrhea. Hmmm, maybe the thief will leave a little deposit next time to assure the monks that his digestive system is quite intact.

Seriously, if there were a god, I have to think that he/she would consider this kind of prayer, at the very least spam and might he/she not wonder wtf happened to vengeance being his/her province?

Christians are just so damn hypocritical, inane and predictable. Given Obama's abysmal performance, another one of these wack jobs may end up in the White House too.

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The Weather Service & Prayer

The National Weather Service is apparently predicting more of the same for Texas and Oklahoma this fall - clearly they're not taking into consideration the fierce praying of Perry and his acolytes. Now, riddle me this ... had one of the first public 'prayer sessions' been closely followed by rains you know they would be claiming that their prayers were answered so why don't they now come to the conclusion that god just isn't that into them or perhaps someone else prayed to their god asking Texas to be punished for having foisted GWB on the nation or even maybe there is no god at all -naw, no alternative explanations - it's faith.

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Thursday, August 04, 2011

Credibility


I saw this sticker on the left rear of an unnecessarily large (of course) SUV/MMV and I thought ... they do have a point. However, all credibility was lost by the presence of an Otter sticker on the lower right.

Rather like Michele Bachmann's brain - there are a great many things that worry me about it - but her migraines aren't among them. Likewise, Obama has demonstrated he's an ass on many levels and multiple fronts but not because he's a socialist or secret muslim.

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